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fishpatrol1. I liked exactly three things about 7x05: 1) the sweaty!Sam and searching-for-freaky-accidents!Dean scene (the outtake that Jared posted was far more entertaining though -- I thought they would keep at least some of the stretching! also, why does Dean sleep fully dressed and on top of the covers??), 2) Dean going on and on about the possible kinky stuff that the Starks are into (because he's obvs making references to what he and Sam get up to :>:>:>), and 3) the Leviathan getting zapped. I found the rest of the episode kind of silly and overly gory, tbh. Can't wait for next week's episode, though! \o/ I've never met a doppelganger episode that I didn't like. :>
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applegeuse and I have really profound conversations:
me: i always feel like the plural should be penii
applegeuse: i wonder if it's like that thing with "octopus," how that is supposed to be "octopodes" or whatever
peniodes
me: dean and sam rubbed their peniodes together
applegeuse: LMAO LMAO
SO SEXY
me: and then their holes winked at each other
applegeuse: !!!!!!!!!
it made their peniodes very happy
me: we should collaborate on an epically porny fic
applegeuse: winking holes. why do people even write that.
me: i don't know :(
applegeuse: WE SHOULD
it would be terrible
unless you like your peniodes several feet long, and your assholes winky
me: it would feature loads of burbling peniodes
that like to give hugs *
applegeuse: the characters should also "husk" things
me: like corn?
applegeuse: BURBLING PENIODES
me: hottest description ever
am i right or am i right
applegeuse: "i want your burbling peniode to penetrate my winking hole," jensen husked.
not even "said in a husky voice."
but HUSKED
(i still can't get over "burbling peniode." XD XD XD XD)
me: that's the hottest thing ever
wait!
if jensen wants jared's peniode, then does that mean jared has more than one penis?
because peniode is the plural form?
applegeuse: LOLOLOLOL
me: this is devolving into tentacle sex
*- From earlier in the conversation…
applegeuse: ALL HE NEEDS ARE HUGS FROM SAM
me: Sam's magical healing peen, you mean
applegeuse: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
YES
according to some fics, it's probably massive enough to completely envelop dean in a hug anyway
3. I did want to post about Serious Business, but I spent the entire day reading Harry/Snape fics (it'slemniciate's fault, because it's always lemniciate's fault when I spend an entire day reading fic X3) and I'm in a total fic-induced daze and nothing hurts.
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applegeuse and I have really profound conversations:me: i always feel like the plural should be penii
applegeuse: i wonder if it's like that thing with "octopus," how that is supposed to be "octopodes" or whatever
peniodes
me: dean and sam rubbed their peniodes together
applegeuse: LMAO LMAO
SO SEXY
me: and then their holes winked at each other
applegeuse: !!!!!!!!!
it made their peniodes very happy
me: we should collaborate on an epically porny fic
applegeuse: winking holes. why do people even write that.
me: i don't know :(
applegeuse: WE SHOULD
it would be terrible
unless you like your peniodes several feet long, and your assholes winky
me: it would feature loads of burbling peniodes
that like to give hugs *
applegeuse: the characters should also "husk" things
me: like corn?
applegeuse: BURBLING PENIODES
me: hottest description ever
am i right or am i right
applegeuse: "i want your burbling peniode to penetrate my winking hole," jensen husked.
not even "said in a husky voice."
but HUSKED
(i still can't get over "burbling peniode." XD XD XD XD)
me: that's the hottest thing ever
wait!
if jensen wants jared's peniode, then does that mean jared has more than one penis?
because peniode is the plural form?
applegeuse: LOLOLOLOL
me: this is devolving into tentacle sex
*- From earlier in the conversation…
applegeuse: ALL HE NEEDS ARE HUGS FROM SAM
me: Sam's magical healing peen, you mean
applegeuse: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
YES
according to some fics, it's probably massive enough to completely envelop dean in a hug anyway
3. I did want to post about Serious Business, but I spent the entire day reading Harry/Snape fics (it's
lemniciate's fault, because it's always lemniciate's fault when I spend an entire day reading fic X3) and I'm in a total fic-induced daze and nothing hurts.
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Date: 2011-10-23 04:37 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-10-23 04:41 am (UTC)You already know how much I want to wallow around in Dean's secrets and guilt, but I do think most of the stuff between Charisma Carpenter and James Marsters was trite--or, at least, I would have rather preferred there be less of them and more of Sam and Dean reacting to them. But I didn't mind the gore, you precious little creature. <3
Fic-induced dazes where nothing hurts are THE BEST THINGS EVER. *___*
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Date: 2011-10-23 08:36 pm (UTC)but I do think most of the stuff between Charisma Carpenter and James Marsters was trite--or, at least, I would have rather preferred there be less of them and more of Sam and Dean reacting to them
Yes, THIS. This episode seemed to be less about Sam&Dean and more about stunt-casting. :( (I am a delicate flower and cannot stomach all that blood ;_______;)
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Date: 2011-10-23 10:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-23 08:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-23 11:12 am (UTC)<3
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Date: 2011-10-23 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-23 05:31 pm (UTC)I SHALL TAKE ALL THE BLAME /BEAMS
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Date: 2011-10-23 08:43 pm (UTC)If I think back to all the days where I spent the entire day reading fic, I can usually trace back the cause to you. XDDD (whether it's because you rec'ed the fic or because you rec'ed a fandom which led me to search for fic, etc. Oh! speaking of fic-recs, are you still on the look-out for non-related!Sam/Dean fics? I finally remembered a good one, after, like, several weeks XD;;;;; it features cop!Dean and...something-or-other!Sam ;;;)
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Date: 2011-10-25 06:14 pm (UTC)There are worse things to be responsible for, I guess! :PP ooh, yesss, link me please? I didn't actually read any fic on holiday. I over-estimated how much energy I'd have left over from just lying on a beach, omg. IT'S STRANGELY TIME-CONSUMING AND EXHAUSTING.
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Date: 2011-10-25 09:04 pm (UTC)Okay, links!
Here! And the sequel!
And, I just remembered two more unrelated!Sam/Dean fics! Vampire!AU (Sam is a hunter, Dean is a vampire)! And Werewolf!AU (Sam is a werewolf, Dean is a hunter)!
And, since I promised Smith/Wesson fics but never delivered: here! (I haven't read this one yet, but I have it uploaded on my iPod ^^;;)
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Date: 2011-10-25 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-25 09:12 pm (UTC)Question, question! On your iPhone, what app do you use to read pdf files?
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Date: 2011-10-25 09:15 pm (UTC)I don't D: Mostly because there is no good programme to read PDFs with! You can't alter text size so everything's so tinyyyy. I've been using calibre to convert pdf files to epub, which makes things easier, but most of the time i just can't be bothered...
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Date: 2011-10-25 09:28 pm (UTC)You can't alter text size so everything's so tinyyyy.
Yeah, that's my issue with pdfs as well. D: D: Calibre doesn't always convert properly, so I've started reading pdfs on my phone instead, which is better at handling pdf files (and at least lets me adjust the font size!). I see people asking for pdf files all the time for long fics and I'm just like, "what devices are you guys reading them on??"
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Date: 2011-10-25 10:15 pm (UTC)Rawwwwr, yeah, calibre always messes up the beginning, but it's better than nothing boo. Can your Kindle not handle pdfs? I always thought people with ereaders would do better since they've got larger screens?
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Date: 2011-10-25 10:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-25 09:57 am (UTC)2. I'm not sure if I really want you to write that fic now or beg you never to write it!
3. :D
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Date: 2011-10-25 09:05 pm (UTC)I'm going to write it. And dedicate it to you~ ;D